Guns and scriptures

Ok, so this may be a little sacreligious, but it's too funny not to post. Some of you have already heard this so sorry for the repeat.

So last Sunday Dave took Kelsey to church (because she was begging to go to nursery) while I stayed home with Katelyn. When she came home without any pictures or crafts, I started the 20 questions on how her class was. She didn't have much to say other than, "Mom and Katelyn didn't come." Alas that ended the conversation and we moved on. Later that night Kelsey wanted to say the blessing and since she doesn't want help anymore, we've been trying to get her to say other things and not get in a routine. And this is what followed:

Heavenly Father,

Thank you for church. Thank you for Jesus. Thank you for the food. Thank you for our family. Thank you for guns and scriptures. Name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

Side note: with that said, it's kind of hard not to laugh during and after the prayer. We both looked at each other and said, "Did she just say guns and scriptures?" immediately followed by peels of laughter by everyone.

Need I say that her dad is very proud?!